Can you tell I’m bored? yeah, well, I’ve been stuck in bed for 3 days, taken out of action by a virus of the inner ear. Labyrinthitis they call it. I think I got lost down the halls of Paint college and never made it to a lesson!
But it was fun to draw something from the imagination, straight down, bypassing the ever-present perfectionist Censor. How would a 3 headed monster, drawn on Paint ever look beautiful anyway? I think we’ll leave the perfectionism at the door this time, no?
So anyway. Felt sick and dizzy at work Tuesday, left work early, straight to the doctors, and she mentioned labyrinthitis. fun times. heard of that one. lasts for days if not weeks. joy.
Quite honestly, I’ve felt a little bit like Bambi. Couldn’t stand up for more than 2 minutes and I’d be in bed nauseous and feeling just generally horrible for the next hour.
Basically, this thing is like being sea sick when you’re not even on sea, travel sick when you’re not moving. All because the maze (labyrinth) inside my head thinks it’s a good plan to become inflamed and send some rather funky signals to my brain about what’s going on in the old balance system.
Maybe a bit like this, except you’re stationary.
A snippet of conversation with my body:
Body: mwahahahaha now you’ll listen.
Me: what did I doooo!!!
Body: Ignore me. I don’t like being ignored. So I sent a virus. Mwahahahah.
Me: Nice. Thanks. I heard you now, alright? Point taken, bed. Rest. Lots of sleep.
I devised a virus diet
Apple juice, and dry Cheerios in a bag. Insanely comforting, and the only thing I could eat as a sick child. oh and dry pasta for dinner. Rock on, haute cuisine!
So, yeah. Back to normal ish service, soon. I hope.
Take home message:
Our bodies are important. They’re the things that will let us live this life we are meant for. I’ll be forever sure that my body will take drastic measures for me to listen, if I dare to ignore it again.
Until then, be well. Look out for the three headed monster virus!
And here are some very cute puppies. Just 'cus.

